“The toothy cow defies description. It oozes fear as it oozes slobber from its oozy teeth. Such feral ferocity! Such girthic savagery! Its eye fixes upon me in my darkest dreams and I am frozen whilst it moos over me with great hunger.
This was drawn from the confines of my trusty hedgeberry bush costume, an itchy but effective cover from which to view the horrors of Skree.”