Friday Night Fights

[Madame SidlerKeymaster]

Who would win in a fight?

This is going to be a funny place to have imaginary fights between characters or creatures in the series, or between Wingfeather characters and those from other series or even from outside of books. Every once in awhile, I (or one of you!) can post a matchup, and then we can have play-arguments about who would win. (Not necessarily on Fridays; that’s just a joke from wrestling tournaments and Stephen Colbert.)

First match: Snickbuzzard vs. Squeeblin. GO!

[Sam Durga]

This is tough! The snickbuzzard can snick- as well as buzz!- but I’m not sure if it can do either one before the squeeblin betrays it.

For me, it’s a toss-up between umbilical implications and hidden treachery- and I vote for treachery. But this could totally go either way.

Would there be any handicaps with the snickbuzzard being able to fly and the squeeblin not?

[Noah Aikens]

I don’t think I quite remember the squeeblin. maybe that’s a good excuse to read the series again.

[Madame SidlerKeymaster]

Noah, yes! Read them again! 😀 (The squeeblin is in the Creaturepedia, though, which is maybe why you don’t remember it from the series.)

[Madame SidlerKeymaster]

Okay, new matchup: Quill diggle vs. horned hound. Who will win?

[Peet the Sock Man]

Quilldiglle

[Noah Aikens]

horned hound

[Miss Mary]

Hmmm, this is a good one. I think it might depend on the specific ones of each species, but in general I would suspect the quilldiggle will come out on top. The reasons I suspect so are that while horned hounds are extremely ferocious and determined, and have that dangerous horn, they still have the major weakness of their kind known in our world…that sensitive nose…a few well aimed quills and suddenly the quilldiggle is not such a fun prey after all.

I also suspect if they lost these matches frequently then we would never know about quilldiggles at all since they can be found in the same areas. They probably would have become extinct long before now if they couldn’t defend against horned hounds.

Of course, I don’t see them winning on the offense either. They just aren’t made for it. They can’t chase down a horned hound and make it surrender to them! So if the hound was not on the offensive I think it would be a draw.

[Madame SidlerKeymaster]

Butterbread, or bread-and-butterflies?

[Rebecca]

Bread and butterflies

[The Terrethian]

The baker always wins!

[Elia]

I would like to see the rest of the fight between Janner and the Quill Diggle. Or how about a Bomnuble vs. a small Sea Dragon?

[Madame SidlerKeymaster]

Elia, great ideas! Especially the bomnubble vs. dragon—wow.

[Jaiden]

I would like to see a fight between a squeeblin and a ridge-runner. That would be amusing.

[cadwick]

i sometimes play a game like that with friends on a car ride called epic duels. its where you pair two movie characters and tell what weapons they have and then decide who would win. its fun.

[Madame SidlerKeymaster]

Would you rather wrestle an alligator, or a daggerfish?

[Elia Tyson]

I think what Madame Sidler is trying to ask is whether you would rather be chewed to death or stabbed to death. As for me, I think I’ll just steer clear of rivers and swamps all together.

[Rebecca]

Maybe a daggerfish lol

[Danniby]

What about Bilbo (young-ish) VS all the fangs in Glipwood?

[Toklaham Veruzia]

If there were a lot of Fangs, Bilbo could possibly trick them into killing each other. Or maybe light a fire and summon all the beasts in GLipwood to come eat the Fangs. I don’t see how he could win in a straight-up fight. Hobbits aren’t renowned for their fighting skills.

[Madame SidlerKeymaster]

By “Fangs in Glipwood,” I assume we are talking about the less-clever Green Fangs? I think Bilbo would have an easier time with them than with Grey Fangs.

[Rebecca]

Too late now he’s thin and stretched like butter over too much bread

[Rebecca]

Um would you please taking my last name off that? Sorry and thanks . Ugh autofill is invented by ridgerunners! Lol

[Madame SidlerKeymaster]

Done!

[Rebecca]

Thanks 🤗

[The Terrethian]

I think Bilbo would just escape from the Fangs, not fight them.

[Miss Mary]

I am not completely sure who would win this… I am betting that Bilbo would though given his advantages of Sting and most importantly a certain ring.

The Fangs of Glipwood have the advantages of numbers certainly, but numbers can become a disadvantage if you can’t stay unified and work together. And historically the Fangs of Glipwood are not particularly good at teamwork even without invisible enemies. Add a burglar who can creep silently and invisibly just about anywhere and they would REALLY get into fights.

His main risk would be that someone would run into him or squish him by accident while fighting with each other. No way to be sure to avoid every collision in a crowd…and toothy cows and other wild things are still a problem…and he has never seen them before.

Bilbo wins…unless he goes home for supper before they are all gone.

[Elia Tyson]

Kylo Ren vs. The Florid Sword.

[Madame SidlerKeymaster]

Ha!

That is tricky, because while the Florid Sword would probably leap down from a roof and therefore have the element of surprise, he also knows when he’s overmatched and feels no shame in dashing off and picking up the fight again later in another way. What would happen if the fight started to go in Kylo’s favor? Would the Florid Sword stick it out? And if he did, would he regain the upper hand?

[Thunder Boy]

Kylo ren to put it straight is a boss florid sword is cool but kylo ren is still a boss

[Toklaham Veruzia]

Unless the Florid Sword had an opportunity to upgrade his sword to a lightsaber, he’d be at a severe disadvantage due to being incapable of parrying Kylo’s blows. Kylo Ren could also use the Force to throw things, shoot lightning or choke his opponent, so he’d have an additional advantage. However, he also has an ugly temper, so the Florid Sword could probably provoke him into acting rashly. If they were on the streets of Dugtown, the Florid Sword would have a better understanding of the terrain and could dash away, then launch a surprise attack later. But if they were fighting on an Imperial ship, he wouldn’t stand a chance.

[Sara Cobler]

A skreean bomnubble VS a symian bomnubble

[Sara Cobler]

From Pembrick’s Creaturepedia

Bomnubble (Skreean)
Weakness: None. Unless you count its appetite, which was my salvation that day in the den, for it woke from its restless slumber, sniffed the air, and set out for more munchables, which allowed me time to make my escape.

Bomnubble (Symain)
Weakness: Napping. Sunshine. Sailing, evidently.

[Madame SidlerKeymaster]

No weaknesses for the Skreean Bomnubble! I suspect it would have an advantage over the comparatively relaxed Symian Bomnubble.

[Vekka Youngbeast]

Agreed. Symain bomnubble, it is

[Vekka Youngbeast]

This is a fun idea! Can we resurrect it?

[Madame SidlerKeymaster]

Absolutely! Do you want to start us off? 🙂

[Vekka Youngbeast]

Oh! Well, um… Lessee…

6 Grey Fangs vs. a Toothy Cow

[Celidah]

I must agree with Tolkaham. I don’t see how 6 smart, sentient Gray Fangs wouldn’t outwit a toothy cow. Now multiple toothy cows, on the other hand…

[Toklaham Veruzia]

The Grey Fangs have sentience, so they could plan ahead and trap the cow.

[I.L]

This doesn’t have to be on Friday… Does it?

Water-horse vs Sea-dragon

[Madame SidlerKeymaster]

Nope, any day is fine. 🙂 Good matchup!

[Isaac Loyd]

🙂 They were pretty similar, so it would be interesting to see which one.

[Peet the Sock Man]

Sea Dragon

[Vekka Youngbeast]

Toklaham, Celidah — Welllll I haven’t read it in a long time so…….
I.L. — I immediately thought sea dragon, but then again I don’t know what a water-horse is

[Colson]

What about Artham or Legolas?

[Celidah]

Oooo, Arthram vs Legolas is a tough one. If, theoretically, it were a fight to the death, Legolas could probably track & shoot Arthram out of the sky. I don’t think Arthram would be faster than Legolas’s arrows. But a friendly spar is a much tougher call.

[The Terrethian]

But then, why would these guys fight?

[Celidah]

Like I said, maybe Legolas & Artham would do a friendly spar? Legolas couldn’t use his arrows if so, though. Or maybe he could carry the finest Elvish Nerf arrows.

[Hannah]

It would depend on if Peet maintained his sanity throughout the fight. If not, he’s dead. Or if it’s windy. Cause if it is, Peet can still claw Legolas to death, but Legolas would be completely vulnerable, because he wouldn’t be able to shoot straight. Under perfect weather conditions… I have no idea (my sister says they would get bored, because they are evenly matched).

[Colson]

a group of Sea Dragons or Smaug?

As mush as I love Sea Dragons my bet is on Smaug 🙂

[Isaac Loyd]

Yeah, Smaug could blast their heads while they are trying to snap at him. And he is more experienced at flying, even if it was after the fourth book.

[Celidah]

True, but if a swarm of sea dragons were attacking Smaug, could he really hit them all before being overwhelmed? (Disclaimer: I haven’t seen the Desolation of Smaug, so I have no idea what movie Smaug is like in action.)

[Hannah]

But is this fight in water or on land? Cause I don’t think Smaug would win in water. Swimming, at least.

[Peet the Sock Man]

Smaug

[Isaiah Upshaw]

or smaug could fly over the water

[Toklaham Veruzia]

Smaug seems quite inefficient in Desolation, seeing as he (mild spoiler) fights the dwarves for 30 straight minutes of film and doesn’t manage to so much as scar a single one of them.

It’s probably better to consider Smaug’s fighting capabilities by the way he’s described in the book. 🍿🍿😏

[Thunder Boy]

smaug was stuck inside a mountain if he was free it would be a fair fight

[Colson]

What about J.R.R Tolkein on a Warg or Andrew Peterson on Nugget!

[Vekka Youngbeast]

Ha! Um… Maybe the warg. But then again, I’m no expert on LOTR

[Madame SidlerKeymaster]

That is an amazing mental image. XD

[Celidah]

I have nothing to add to this thread except that the mental image of Tolkien & AP going at it on a warg & Nugget respectively is cracking me up.

[Peet the Sock Man]

A.P on Nugget

[I.L]

The warg would have an even chance with Nugget, whereas Nugget succeeds the warg in size and strength, the warg has more ferocity than Nugget, and if it gets close, could rip the trachea out easily. I have no idea on this one, it probably depends on the weapons that A.P. and J.R.R have. Like if J.R.R has a orcish crossbow, and A.P. has a hollish-hammer, J.R.R would win. And if A.P. has the florid-sword’s sword and J.R.R has a hobbit-sling, A.P. would win.

[Noah Aikens]

In the pictures I have seen of Tolkien, AP seems to be in much better shape. But I really want Tolkien to win because he’s just such an awesome writer. But then again Tolkien would probably despise us for thinking he may ride a warg.

[Hannah]

Are Nugget and the Warg doing the actual fighting, or is it reliant on the riders? And would AP be able to maintain his focus, or would he be too giddy?

[Madame SidlerKeymaster]

“…if it gets close, could rip the trachea out easily” and “In the pictures I have seen of Tolkien, AP seems to be in much better shape” made me laugh so hard, you guys. XD

[The Friendly Wordsmith]

May I remind you that Nugget took down a troll, killed dozens of fangs, and has Leeli to fight for (that one is big). The warg, although ferocious and terrible, is going to have less strength, maybe less speed, and only has dark hatred to fight for. Also Nugget hunted both horned hounds and toothy cows with ease.

To say that a warg could easily rip out Nugget’s trachea doesn’t seem right. When someone is fighting for love, they can fight in ways that darkness simply can’t. Nugget died fighting for love, and as I said, he took a troll and many fangs with him.

Fisticuffs I.L. to say such things! I know you and I know your voice… Beware…

And yes, Tolkien would loath riding a warg, but for the sake of argument, I will analyze. Andrew Peterson is by no means withered, some might call him fit. Tolkien was in his forties (mid to late) in the first stages of writing LOTR, but remember that he was also military, which means not to be trifled with.

So let me say this. I think Andrew and Nugget have the upper hand, because of Nugget (mainly). The warg is a lesser creature, and has less to fight for. Tolkien might have the upper hand one on one, but with Nugget, I’m afraid it wouldn’t count enough.

-The Friendly Wordsmith-

[I.L]

Three Bat-fangs vs Two fishy Stonekeepers

[Madame SidlerKeymaster]

That’s tricky! They would be able to evade each other pretty easily, but would they fight in the air or on a ship or on land? Do they have weapons?

[Colson]

Thorin Oakensheild or Gammon?

[I.L]

Gammon would, Thorin is a good fighter, but he is easily susceptible to sneak-attacks, as shown in the Battle of Five Armies (I’m not sure if he would lose as easy if it was the Thorin in the book). Gammon is used to using hiding places and ambushes, so he would win.

[Peet the Sock Man]

Throrin

[Thunder Boy]

gammon would win in a town such as dugtown but if we were out in the open thorin is a better hand to hand fighter

[Leeli]

How about Narnian tree people VS a bomnubble

[I.L]

Dryads vs a bomnubble?

Depends on how many dryads, and it also depends if the bomnubble has an axe, so it can cut down the dryads.

[Peet the Sock Man]

What about Andrew Peterson on Nugget v.s. Rick Riordan on a toothy cow.

[Brighton Nelson]

1. Andrew Peterson on Nugget, obviously.
2. Why would Rick Riordan ride a toothy cow?

[Brighton Nelson]

Batman vs. Artham P. Wingfeather

[Peet the Sock Man]

Artham

[Thunder Boy]

you want to say artham but then again its batman

[Artham]

Florid sword vs anakin
Anakin without the force and florid sword with a lightsaber

[Madame SidlerKeymaster]

Ooh! Now that is intriguing!

[The Friendly Wordsmith]

The Florid Sword is by far the better duelist. And Anakin doesn’t know how to stay cool while he fights, FS does.

[Thunder Boy]

I disagree Anakin trained his whole life for fighting and he took out battle droids with blasters but the florid sword took out fangs with spears

[Artham]

But remember anakin relies on the force and he wouldn’t have it in the fight

[The Friendly Wordsmith]

Anakin though was trained alongside the force, and probably would be a danger to more to himself than to FS. Sure Anakin knows how to fight well with a lightsaber, but he’s trained to do it by using the force. When you take the force away it’s almost like taking away someones arm. I think we can safely say that the only reason Jedi and Sith don’t kill themselves on accident is because of the force. It is so integrated in what they do.

The Florid Sword is not only a brilliant swordsman, but he is very good at frustrating his opponents, while staying cool. Remember how big a difference that had in the fight between Anakin and Obi-wan. Anakin was stronger, but he was so angry and emotionally charged that he ended up doing something that nearly killed him, and the force is probably what kept him alive.

[Thunder Boy]

here’s the thing in the star wars universe if you have the force and you are angry thats supposedly a bad thing #jedi are evil but in real life anakin would still be a good swordsman because he trained most of his life to use a lightsaber and his emotions wouldn’t be a bad thing they would help him same as emotions helped janner all the time

[Artham]

What if they have shadowblade and ahsoka?
And the lightsabers can’t just cut up the swords and daggers

[Thunder Boy]

ahsoka all day everyday

[Artham]

I noticed a lack of narnian characters in the fights so how about

Reepicheep vs 1 grey fang

[Artham]

I think reepicheep would win because the grey fang would laugh at a mouse chalenging him then reepicheep would out-fight him

[The Friendly Wordsmith]

GO TEAM REEP!

A point I have made before, is that there is something to say about fighting for love. Reepicheep has something to fight for that the fang can’t comprehend. All the fang wants to do is be evil, but Reep is fighting to Aslan, and everything Aslan stands for. Besides I think he’s also a better fighter than most any fang.

-The Friendly Wordsmith-

[Thunder Boy]

unfortunately the grey fang would win, while all that stuff you said is inspiring the grey fang would beat the living crap out of a mouse. But if we were in narnia reepicheep would win because you have all the magic stuff, but if we are in real life reepicheep is dead

[Artham]

Reepicheep is not just a mouse he is one of the best fighters ever

[Thunder Boy]

He is still as small as a mouse and a fang could just kick him however if reep had that nifty bush like ground he would win

[Artham]

Reepicheep can dodge a kick. Remember he is an amazing fighter and the fang would underestimate him

[Isaiah Upshaw]

Lets look at the facts in prince caspian in which reep is cool the telmarines don’t try to kick him they try to hit him with there swords the one time a telmarine trys to kick a mouse he connects. Plus grey fangs are supposedly very intelligent I dont think an intelligent grey fang would mess around a green fang however reep could beat.

[Artham]

I agree with everything you said

[Artham]

By you i meant friendly wordsmith

[Artham]

How about: jewel (the unicorn from last battle) vs a toothy cow

[The Friendly Wordsmith]

That’s a tough one.

[Thunder Boy]

toothy cow while the unicorn might have a little range the toothy cow is bigger and a better fighter

[Ian G.]

I’d say Jewel would win, being (I would think) more agile and faster than a toothy cow, which is still a cow (thus having the bulk of a cow). Plus, he has a stabbing/goring advantage with his horn.

[Ian G.]

Oopy. I didn’t mean to keep the italics on.

[Ian G.]

LOL. I meant oops, not oopy.

[Thunder Boy]

yeah this is a hard one because we don’t really ever see the toothy cow to its full potential and we really don’t see how a horn would give you a range advantage. Because to use the horn you have to put your head down and in a fight that is strategic suicide

[Artham]

I think jewel would have the long range advantage

[Artham]

How about:
Percy jackson vs kalmar
On land and kalmar fanged

[Thunder Boy]

how about janner vs Frodo with sting

[Miss Linda]

Percy Jackson vs Fanged Kal- I’m totally going Kal. Younger, faster, plus teeth and claws, and an insane nature. Percy Jackson won’t have any special effects to help him. I think Kal wins.

The other matchup- does Janner get a weapon? He is going to have more weapons training and a longer reach than Frodo, but if he doesn’t have a weapon and Frodo has sting, I think Janner is in trouble. Otherwise, I would lean toward Janner winning, since Hobbits are not naturally that warlike and Janner DID finish his Durgan training.

[Artham]

Podo vs a hippogriff

[Isaac]

XDXDXD I can just imagine that, Podo swinging a club in the air and screaming, while the hippogriff stays a few inches out of range, blowing raspberries. I would technically bet on the hippogriff to outlast Podo. No offense meant 🙂

[Ian G.]

Depends how Podo is armed, I think. If he has a sword, then I’d say he probably wins if the hippogriff actually attacks. If the hippogriff wanted to survive, it’d be a stalemate. It also depends on whether Podo fights it like he does a thwap or a fang.

[Artham]

Podo would win

Podo and the hippogriff would be facing off when podo would attack then the hippogriff would fly just out reach angering podo who would then call the hippogriff names which angers a hippogriff so it would charge podo who would kill it with his sword

[Artham]

I think the hippogriff would win unless it went in for kill then podo would kill it

[Artham]

Does anyone know rwby? They have some cool fighting people

[Artham]

Coach hedge vs podo

[Thunder Boy]

what about Aragorn vs florid sword they have usuall equipment and are on the flats of mordor

[Isaiah Upshaw]

This is a tough one but I think I would have to o with aragorn

[Thunder Boy]

also a grey fang vs one of sarumans orcs (the half men ones)

[Isaiah Upshaw]

I would have to say the fang it is going to be faster and smarter

[Isaiah Upshaw]

what about captain america w/his arm shields from infinity war vs. podo florid sword janner and shadowblade all with normal equipment

I think that captain america would stomp

[Thunder Boy]

I would have to agree that captain america would beat them all.
as for orc and fang I would also go with fang

[Wakanda Forever]

what about peter edmund and susan (all with regular equipment) vs Florid sword, shadowblade, Janner and peet the sock man (all with regular equipment and peet before his wings)
ps movie versions of narnians

[Isaiah Upshaw]

I would have to go with the Wingfeather saga people they have the numbers on the narnians plus the florid sword and shadowblade seem to be the powerhouses while janner with a sword and with durgan training (while we never actually see the extent of janners training I’m sure its not limited to sneakiness) he would be able to in my book easily take on edmund and florid sword could take out peter and maraly could take on susan then peet (provided he didn’t go mad) could help where he was needed

[Artham]

Agreed

[Isaiah Upshaw]

What about Janner(w/sword)vs Peter (w/sword and movie version not book version)

[Artham]

Depends on what book for peter. I assume in prince caspian so I would say that Peter would win because most of janner’s durgan training is in sneakery not sword fighting while peter beat miraz who was a great sword fighter

[Isaiah Upshaw]

movie version of peter and I would have to disagree while we never see actual sword fighting training it had to be inevitable.

[Artham]

Sorry missed that part. You mean prince caspian movie right? Well janner had to have some sword training but it probably wasn’t as much as peter. Is this fight in an arena?

[Isaiah Upshaw]

lets say its in the forest that peter fought prince caspian this would give an extra advantage to janner cuz of his durgan training

this is a hard one because janner obviously practiced with weapons in his durgan training but we dont know to what extent

[Artham]

I think it would be a fun battle to watch but i still got to go with peter because remember he lived and trained in narnia for many years in the lion the witch and the wardrobe and when he returned he remembered his old training

[Isaiah Upshaw]

Yeah I honestly dont know since after his durgan training we don’t really see to what extent he is with a sword in a duel

[Artham]

Kal vs Helmer(green ember)

[Artham]

This is interesting because it is a wolf vs a rabbit

[Ian G.]

Helmer has taken down quite a few wolves in his day…

[Heidi]

I know not of this ‘Helmer’ person of whom you speak…so Kalmar I suppose cause Kalmar is awesome and likes food… He may be hungry and want to eat said ‘Helmer’ person?

[Heidi]

Although I have no idea who you talk about when you say ‘Helmer’ so Kalmar might not be able to eat him…

[Heidi]

Aw, who am I kidding? Kalmar can eat anything!

[Artham]

Helmer is one big rabbit who spends his time training to kill wolves

[Heidi]

Hmm…Maybe Kalmar would have a bit of a problem then…

[Artham]

S D Smith (he wrote green ember) told me that helmer would definetly win

[Ian G.]

You actually asked him (Sam) who would win?

[Artham]

Yep

[Ian G.]

That’s awesome. I never think to ask those kinds of questions.

[Artham]

I was going to ask both s d smith and andrew peterson and have them debate but andrew peterson left early

[Hannah]

Wouldn’t he be obligated to say Helmer would win, if he’s his character?

[Heidi]

that would make sense…although you are related to me so I sort of have to agree with you on that… another example of nepotism there…

[Artham]

Yes he was being biased but funny about it. I do agree with him though

[Ian G.]

Yeah, I can imagine him saying that.

[Artham]

He has a very dry sense of humor.

[Artham]

Rudric, Artham, Florid Sword, and Shadowblade vs Anakin, Obi wan Kenobi, Ahsoka, and Yoda without the force and all with equal weapons
In A forest

[Cadwick]

IDK, we haven’t really seen jedi’s fight without light sabers and the force.

[Heidi]

Where would they be fighting? Cause if they were in Star Wars Universe the latter group would win, cause is their turth, but if it is on Aerwiar the first group may win because of the previously stated reason… also, are they using swords?

[Heidi]

If they are using swords the first group would have the upper hand cause they use them all the time, but all the Jedi people would be like “Yo! These clumsy weapons are too heavy yo!”
But if they were using Blasters they would both lose, cause Wingfeather people wouldn’t have a clue what they were cause they didn’t even have guns, and Jedi don’t use them cause they like lightsabers and think blasters are stupid. In that case they would just go make some cheesy chowder and butter bread and settle their differences over lunch.

[Artham]

Let’s just say they all had their normal weapons but the lightsabers couldn’t cut through the other’s also the setting is a forest with tree’s that they could jump around on

[Isaiah Upshaw]

I would have to go with anakin and company they dont have the force but they have been trained with lightsabers all there life and they would naturally stomp over the poor rugged aerwier company

[Artham]

They are in a massive forrest and the branches are able to be standing on so they would be jumping around and shadowblade would be throwing knives, rudric would be shooting arrows and artham would be flying above then swooping done to attack

[Isaiah Upshaw]

bro lets be fair here how many times in the clone wars have you seen them dodge blaster bullets going at least a hundred times the speed of an arrow some of this is related to the force but star wars company still stomps around.

[Artham]

keep in mind that the jedi rely on the force a ton and blaster bullets are slow but i think it would depend on how much of their fighting ability comes from the force. so i would idk

[Ian G.]

Star Wars blaster bolt: 130-135 mph (as calculated by Adam Savage)
Arrow from a recurve bow: 150 mph

[Leeli]

Okay, how about The White Witch VS. Gnag? (Gnag in his regular form, not sea dragon form)

[Heidi]

dear goodness! they’ll set all the poor trees on fire! it will catch everything on fire! oh no! poor Skree people!

[Leeli]

I think I the White Witch would win because she can just turn him into a statue, except then all of the green fangs and gray fangs and bat fangs would come after her, but if Gnag was in his sea dragon form, I think he would beat the White Witch, ugh! I don’t know which side to take, they’re both really evil! Gnag changed everyone and everything so he could have power, but The White Witch killed Aslan and tried to kill the Pevensies! Gnag was lied to, but The White Witch was a murderer. Wow, I don’t know

[Heidi]

I agree with White Witch. Pre Sea Dragon Gnag was all puny and stuff and she’s like ‘wah! I destroy you!”

[Artham]

the white witch is satan so i don`t think gnag has a chance

[Artham]

in any form

[Isaiah Upshaw]

Sure the white witch is symbolic of satan but if were going to be fair here I would say Gnag would also be symbolic of satan anyway its not fair to judge someone on who they are symbolic of Janner was sybolic of Jesus be that doesn’t mean he gets special points anyway the white witch stomps either way if she has her wand if she doesn’t she would beat gnarly gnag but not sea dragon gnag

[Artham]

I would not say that gnag is symbolic of satan but i could be wrong. i agree that the white witch would win

[Leeli]

Agreed, wow, that was an easy decision.

[Isaiah Upshaw]

What about Ten gray fangs all with normal equipment against ten mordor orcs. On the flats of mordor all with swords.

P.S Team orc all the way

[Leeli]

Sorry, I haven’t read “The Lord of the Rings” yet, it’s a little scary for me…so I wouldn’t know about orcs……

[Hannah]

They’re kind of like really mean goblins.

[Hannah]

Maybe a little uglier than Goblins…

[Leeli]

Ok, then ugly mean goblins win!

[Isaiah Upshaw]

did I read it wrong or did someone on this site actually agree with me on something

[Cadwick]

Mordor orks would definitely win i think. They’re not Isengard orks, they’re Mordor orks. They’re way better trained and are made by Sauron. I think they would win but that’s just me. Also they’re pretty smart so they won’t fall for too many tricks.

Cadwick

[Heidi]

what about bananas vs honey muffins?

[Leeli]

Uhh, are those characters??

[Leeli]

Hmm…..Bananas are calm(because they make people calm)and they have a pointy part on the end to fight with….but honey muffins? Maybe the honey muffin could squirt stick honey at the banana, but the banana could just poke it with his pointy thing and the honey muffin would crumble. They’re very sensitive. I’d say banana

[Leeli]

*sticky* not stick

[Artham]

Banana: because it is living unlike a honeymuffin but i would much rather eat a honeymuffin

[Heidi]

yes. they sound much more appetizing than bananas. bananas are ew…

[Leeli]

If they’re the honey muffins Janner had to eat, then honey muffins win for sure.

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