Andrew sails the Dark Sea of Darkness

...except that the Dark Sea in this case is the Atlantic. Over which he shall fly, not sail. To the UK for a tour. But there will be dragons, probably. Except that one of the dragons might be Eric Peters.If you're in the vicinity, Andrew and Eric would love to see you at one of the shows. Head over to Andrew's music website for tour and ticket info!


This week: Madame Sidler will be reading chapters 18-22 of On the Edge of the Dark Sea of Darkness. Check back on Friday for an excerpt, and to share what you’ve been reading!

Ships and Sharks and other footnotes

Greetings once again from Madame Sidler! This week I read chapters 12-17 of On the Edge of the Dark Sea of Darkness, and while there were a great many scenes of action, suspense, humor, and love, I enjoyed the footnotes most of all. (Best of all? Festival? Now I'm getting ahead of myself; that's from chapter 31.)Here are my favorite footnotes from these six chapters.


  1. Ships and Sharks is a yard game introduced to Skreeans by merchants from the Green Hollows. Typically, the children play the role of Ships, and the adults are the Sharks. The game begins when the Shark says to the Ships, “Gwaaaaah!” which is generally agreed to be the sound a shark would make if it weren’t a Sea Creature. The Ships then run like mad to escape the Shark. If a Ship is overcome by a Shark, the Ship is rolled in the dirt and tickled severely. This brutal simplicity is typical of games invented by the Hollowsfolk. Another popular game from the Green Hollows is called simply Trounce.
  2. Of the Torrboro Baimingtons, who prided themselves on having an ancestor who coined the phrase “Jouncey as a two-ton bog pie.” The Baimingtons were careful to insert the phrase into every conversation of which they were a part.
  3. Three Honored and Great Subjects: Word, Form, and Song. Some silly people believe that there’s a fourth Honored and Great Subject, but those mathematicians are woefully mistaken.
  4. Snot wax is too repulsive a thing about which to write a proper footnote.
  5. According to Padovan A’Mally’s The Scourge of the Hollows (Ban Rona, Green Hollows: The Iphreny Group, 3/111), “Ridgerunners are particularly fond of artful verse, though their subject matter is almost exclusively fruit. A free-thinking ridgerunner named Tizrak Rzt scandalized the ridgerunner culture when he composed a poem entitled ‘Love, Love, Love Hath No Endingness’ and famously made no mention of fruit.”

If you’ve been reading along with us, which parts did you love best? And if you’re somewhere else in the books, that’s fine! I’d love to read your favorite lines—footnotes or otherwise!Come on over to the forum! This week, we’ve been talking about our favorite books, the hope we find at the end of the Saga, the meaning of names—and Andrew's many sly sneakeries, which we shall gleefully discover together.

Update: A map, and two terrifying creatures

For the adventurers among us, we are pleased to announce the posting of a shiny full-color map of Aerwiar, and two new Creaturepedia entries. Have you longed to follow in the slightly-gobbled footsteps of Ollister B. Pembrick in his travels across Skree? Do you yearn to explore the vast iciness of the Ice Prairies, the formerly-green Woes of Shreve, or even the Troll Kingdom in the Jungle of Plontst? Now there are handy guides to, well, guide you, and to help you guard yourself against the terrible creatures you are certain to meet in your travels.Click the Creaturepedia link in the menu above to find the Cave Blat and Daggerfish. Click Maps to find the full-color map. Be safe! Be daring! And please return (at least mostly ungobbled) to tell us your tales.


This week: Madame Sidler will be reading chapters 12-17 of On the Edge of the Dark Sea of Darkness. Check back on Friday for an excerpt, and to share what you’ve been reading!

Leeli and the Dragon Song

This week I (Madame Sidler) read chapters six through eleven of On the Edge of the Dark Sea of Darkness, and I present to you now the following excerpt. It's another one I love reading aloud. I love the whole chapter, in fact, but that would be a bit long for an excerpt, so you'll have to let this snippet draw you back to the book so you can read it yourself. And when you get to the song, sing. :-)


In the churning white waters at the base of Fingap Falls, a long, graceful shape burst from the surface. Its skin caught and magnified the light of the moon. The sea dragon was easily twice the height of the tallest tree in Glipwood Forest. Its reddish body glimmered like a living fire. The head was crowned with two curved horns and its fins spread out behind it like wings. Indeed, it looked as if it might actually fly, but the dragon wheeled in the air and crashed into the sea with what must have been a sound like thunder but was inaudible over the constant roar of the waterfall.At that moment, the dragon song rose into the air on a bright wind and filled the people gathered on the cliffs with a thousand feelings— some peaceful, some exhilarating, all more alive than usual. ... All of the passion and sadness and joy of those who listened wound into one common strand of feeling that was to Janner like homesickness, though he couldn’t think why; he was just a short walk from the only home he’d ever known....The song continued, and more dragons exploded out of the water . They spun in the air and hung there for a moment before slamming back into the sea. Scores of horned bull dragons, amber and shimmering gold, swam circles around the thinner and more sleek mares that burst out of the water and over them in an intricate pattern. Now even the roar of Fingap Falls was not as loud as the crash of the many dragons into the Dark Sea. The strains of the song entwined and followed one another until a haunting melody emerged. Janner thought, as he thought every summer the dragons came, that there could be nothing more beautiful in all the world.Leeli was still as a statue, her hands clasped at her chest. Janner heard a whisper of sound mingling with the dragon song as her lips moved like she was trying to remember the words to a song, or like she was praying. Her gaze was far away, resting somewhere beyond the dragons. A slight, sweet melody, the beauty of which Janner had never heard before, drifted from Leeli’s mouth. Janner looked at her with wonder. He was so enthralled with her song he scarcely noticed that after a moment it was all he heard.The dragons had fallen silent.They had halted their dance and were gazing up at the cliffs. Though they were leagues away and the dusk made it difficult to see, Janner knew with a shudder that the sea dragons were watching them.They were listening.—From chapter 10, "Leeli and the Dragon Song"
If you've been reading along with us, which parts did you love best? And if you're somewhere else in the books, that's fine—I'd love to read your favorite lines, too!In the forum this week, we've been talking about the Green Hollows, healing, trust and betrayal, how to pronounce names like Gnag and Armulyn, and the way the series ended. Come join us!

An assortment of fine drawings

Luke, 11, sent in these excellent drawings. Oood is fantastic, and I would like to draw (ha) your attention to Mother Mungry's tail-hand, Rudric's braided beard, and Oskar's tattoos. Thanks, Luke! Very nice details.image


This week: Madame Sidler will be reading chapters 6-11 of On the Edge of the Dark Sea of Darkness. Check back on Friday for an excerpt, and to share what you’ve been reading!

The Carriage comes, the Carriage Black

Hello from Madame Sidler! This week I read the introductions and first five chapters of On the Edge of the Dark Sea of Darkness. As I promised, here is an excerpt from my reading: the part that made me shiver. Something I love about these books is the way they can be spooky and funny all at once. This one is mostly spooky, though! Read it out loud—it's so deliciously creepy.


Janner Igiby lay trembling in his bed with his eyes shut tight, listening to the dreadful sound of the Black Carriage rattling along in the moonlight. His younger brother Tink was snoring in the bunk above him, and he could tell from his little sister Leeli’s breathing that she was asleep too. Janner dared to open his eyes and saw the moon, as white as a skull, grinning down on him through the window. As hard as he tried not to think about it, the nursery rhyme that had terrified children in the land of Skree for years sang in his head, and he lay there in the pale moonlight, his lips barely moving.Lo, beyond the River BlappThe Carriage comes, the Carriage BlackBy shadowed steed with shadowed tackAnd shadowed driver drivingChild, pray the Maker let you sleepWhen comes the Carriage down your streetLest all your dreams be dreams of teethAnd Carriages arrivingTo wrest you from your berth and bowerIn deepest night and darkest hourAcross the sea to frozen towerWhere Gnag the Nameless pounds youAt Castle Throg across the span,A world away from kith and clanYou’ll weep at how your woes beganThe night the shadows bound youAway, beyond the River Blapp,The Carriage came, the Carriage BlackBy shadowed steed with shadowed tackThe night the Carriage found you—From chapter 1, "The Carriage Comes, the Carriage Black"
Are you reading along? I'd love to hear what lines jumped out at you (possibly literally!) from your own reading. Just post them in the comments! And if you're at another spot in the books, that's fine, too. Post away!There are some great discussions happening in the forum this week. We're talking about our favorite characters, the song of the ancient stones, secret maps, dealing with bullies, and more. Come hang out with us!

Ban Rona Book Club: The Unveiling

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Can I help you?I'm Madame Sidler, the librarian. Are you here to join our brand-new book club? Wonderful! Let me show you how to find the discussion forum. See that signpost, right over there? The one that says Stories with Bittersweet Endings and True Stories (If You Dare)? Head that direction, and you'll see a Book Club sign, and under it, a cozy little meeting room. Just go right on in. I'll be there in a minute; I think I see someone who needs some help.::disappears::Desktop menu screenshotMobile menu both screenshots


This week: Madame Sidler will be reading chapters 1-5 (plus introductions) of On the Edge of the Dark Sea of Darkness. Check back on Friday for an excerpt, and to share what you've been reading!