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Volage--from the Old Gullish “vullidge,” which means “symbol on a hero’s chest, for use of identification, propaganda, and marketing.”

Verbichude Yay--Famed art critic and hater of felines

Vilmette Oppenholm--passionate cupcake activist. Extremely prolific; was known to have written at least 300 essays and letters-to-the-editor during a two-year period. Historians suspect she was responsible for at least 78 anonymous and 41 pseudopigraphal screeds (written under the names Vilmopp Oltennhilm, Moltenn Holmvette, Mlohneppo Ettemliv, and Opphelle Vorp).