Ban Rona Book Club

Third cousins? Whatever.

Jonathan Rogers' translation of the legendary "Ballad of Lanric and Rube" is much funnier than Eezak Fencher's, probably because Jonathan Rogers is much funnier than Eezak Fencher (despite Eezak's much funnier name). There was some rumor early on that Dr. Rogers was thinking of writing a story about someone trying to sell toothy cow milk under the pretense that it has healing qualities. That would have been an killer story, as would something swamp-related (he is great at swamps) or one about daggerfish wrestling. Either way, he ended up writing this one, and I could not be more pleased.This ballad is best read out loud. You can also read along while Dr. Rogers reads to you (the first several stanzas, at least). :-)


At the edge of the forest, where fazzle doves chorusAnd the Keekle flows bubbly and clear,Two farm families neighbored. Together they laboredSide by side, year after year.The Rumley-A’Catos grew heirloom totatoes,The Adoob family, shellery and charrots.They shared what they grew to make prize-winning stewsAnd soups of incomparable merit.The farmwives were cousins. Between them a dozenStout farmchildren filled out their brood.So those dozen cousins I guess were fourth cousins.No— first cousins two times removed?Third cousins? Whatever. The point is, foreverThese families had loved one another.And the bond was the strongest between the two youngest—Third cousins who seemed more like brothers.
What was your favorite stanza in this ballad? Post it below! Then join us in the forum for some lively debate on whether you'd rather wrestle a daggerfish or an alligator, or how you would go about peddling toothy cow milk, or anything else about this story.

Wooing Nurgabog

It were a difficult thing to pick an excerpt from this formidable text. It shivers, shudders, and sings with sentences so sqwyrmy and masterful that I feared for me own safety should I be caught betwixt snippets fearsomely fine and equally postable. But in the end, this one prevailed.


“I knew it was Nurgabog,” said Gnut victoriously. Podo eyed him down and Gnut whispered once more to the man sitting next to him, “I knew it was Nurgabog.”Podo ignored him and kept on. “I waited until Lunker Jim slipped into his tunnel. As soon as he and the rest of the Stranders was gone, I sauntered into Nurgabog’s tent and said, ‘Nurgabog, I aim to steal ye.’ She batted her lazy eye at me and said, ‘What if I don’t aim to be stole?’ and I told her, ‘I can’t live without you no more. Your skin is crusty as the bark of a moldy oak and I can’t go on without its touch. Your eyes is the color of a milktoad’s tongue, and I don’t want to live without their gaze. Your brain is like a varmit trap that lays in wait for unsuspecting critters and snaps shut without remorse or pity, and I long to be snatched in its embrace. Will you agree to be stole?’ I asked her.
What was your favorite excerpt from our Bookbindery Guildmaster's Wingfeather Tale? Post it in the comments!What would you buy if you were a dragoneer? What would you have done if you were Whilly? Why do you think Podo thought the sqwyrm was mocking him? What's on the menu at the Windy Monkey? All this and more in the forum!

Ye Wee Daft Fool

This week we've been reading N.D. Wilson's Wingfeather Tale, "Willow Worlds." If you've read his 100 Cupboards series, you may find some parallels. The snippet below made me laugh.


Podo looked up at the falls, and then around the willow grove. The last time he’d been in this place, the sun had been setting and he’d been in a rush, holding his breath to try and avoid ingesting any misty poisons. He’d tied a pony to a rotting stump well downstream, and then he’d raced around with a small ax and a rusty saw until he’d found a forked willow with a small trunk, just big enough to suit.Two hands by two handsgreen leaf freebranchless, budless,feet length threetrunk wood and no otherye wee daft fool.That’s the rhyme that Growlfist had spoken—although Podo was pretty sure that the end hadn’t been part of it.
What was your favorite bit of this story? Post it below! Then come over to the forum to chat with us about "Willow Worlds," 100 Cupboards, or the two previous Wingfeather Tales we've read.Andrew's on the road this weekend. Check out his music site to see if he'll be near you!

The fendrilady and the fendril

In the midst of a great fury of squawking, squattering, snapping, snaggering, and stampeding, these few sentences, a momentary calm, hang in the air as if gliding.


There are those who are lucky enough to find a life of settled, unsquillious domesticitude in this world. There are also those who are lucky enough to soar on the back of the Lone Fendril behind a woman whose face has been furrowed by suffering and whose mind has been sown with hope.I am the second kind of lucky.
What was your favorite passage from the second half of this story? Share it in the comments!How would you design a School of Betterment? Did one of Jennifer’s delightful words particularly grab you? Are you a saggy hound or a tahala? How does sorrow relate to beauty? Join us in the forum. :-)

Vexations and toebreak

This week and next we're reading Jennifer Trafton's remarvelant Wingfeather Tale, "The Wooing of Sophelia Stupe." I was amazed at the way she so perfectly emulated Pembrick's voice in this story, and yet her own writerly voice rises up through his, obbligato. It is a very Jennifer story, even as it is a very Ollister story. Here are the first two paragraphs. They delighted me thoroughly in at least twelve ways.


A letter from Ollister B. Pembrick, dated the 5th day of Sixmoon, Year 222, Third EpochTo the illustrious sirs and madams of Annieran University Press, formerly known as Graff Publishing, mysteriously transported from the Green Hollows to the Shining Isle sometime between the writing and the printing of my book The Inexhaustive Creaturepedia: Skreean Edition, and particularly to my editor Thaddeus Glapp, though you did not bother to read the manuscript the first time and can hardly be expected to read this letter (professional mockery! rudeness! but no matter), and most especially to the generous donors who allow the Press to continue printing books at all, though in latter times it has been forced to print primarily dog food labels in order to avoid insolvency in these illiterate days of Dang—Greetings, and forewarnings! This promised report of my recent travels is fraught with such heartbreak and, yea, toebreak, that even I, partly-maimed, half-gobbled, and ferociously-nibbled as I am, have never known its equal in tragedy. But this tragedy is mixed with an enormous dollop of hope and even unexpected pecuniary blessings (that is, a fat purse of coins) and so I send them to you—coins, hope, and tragedy, sealed in a single envelope—with trust that you will greet my story, and my subsequent plea, with your fullest sympathy and aid.And so to my tale.
What was your favorite passage from the first half of this story! Share it in the comments!How would you design a School of Betterment? Did one of Jennifer's delightful words particularly grab you? Are you a saggy hound or a tahala? What Durgan sneakeries have you found in this tale? Come to the forum!

The Chase

Andrew writes excellent chase scenes. This one is suspenseful and lively, and the last line is one of my favorites in the whole story.


Safiki skidded to a stop where three narrow alleys intersected. ... When he turned around he saw a boy not much older than himself sneaking toward him.“You are the one with the book,” the boy said, cracking his knuckles. Safiki backed away.“He is Safiki, the one with the book,” said another voice, and Safiki saw the three children stand up from their game of Cat Punch.“You,” said the old woman with the sheep sandwich, “have the look of a boy with a rare and precious book.”The satchel suddenly felt as conspicuous as a third foot. “I don’t know what you’re talking about,” Safiki said.“Get him,” the woman barked.The four children chased him to a dead end, which was fine since Safiki was an excellent climber. He shimmied up one wall and hand-walked along a laundry line to the opposite wall while the children threw trash at him and jumped to try and grab his feet. He swung through an open window and interrupted a family gathered around a table to eat a meal of ferno-on-the-bone. The father looked up from his prayers and gasped, “It is the boy with the book!”“Safiki!” said the mother.“Get him!” screamed the three young children.Safiki jumped onto the table and danced across it, dodging hands and swiping a bite of roasted ferno lizard leg in the process, then tore through the house while the family shouted curses behind him. He burst from their front door onto a narrow walkway above the street. Residents from the other houses poked their heads from windows and doorways. “What is all this fuss?” they shouted, and then, “Get him! He has the book!”Safiki edged along the railing, squirming and twisting out of the grip of many hands, until he reached a set of stairs at the end. A crowd had already gathered in the alley below, so he had no choice but to climb another flight. He reached a rope bridge to the next building, which was several stories taller than the last, and climbed again, higher and higher as the people of the Wormway grew in number and anger...
What was your favorite scene from the second half of "Yorsha Doon"? Tell us below! And join us in the forum for some great discussions. This week we're talking about the risks of friendship, a significant repetition, and the many codes Safiki must decipher.Announcement for young writers: We have just partnered with the newly-formed Flabbit Room to provide a place for you to discuss your story-writing together. Check out their forum here. Thanks to The Flabbit Room's proprietor, Elia Tyson, for heading this up!

Mamada

Welcome to the first official Wingfeather Tales book club excerpt, from Andrew's own story, "The Prince of Yorsha Doon." Yorsha Doon is an old, rich, colorful place, so foreign from the other parts of Aerwiar that I've lived in or visited, and I hope Andrew keeps writing there. The language and customs and even the smells give me "the most exquisite jigglies," as Oskar would say. But I will let you read those descriptive passages for yourself. What I chose this week is a scene between Safiki and his mamada. His mamada is delightful, but what I love about this excerpt is the last line.


There in the heart of Yorsha Doon, somewhere south of Prince Majah’s palace, a boy in black leggings and a billowy blue patchwork shirt climbed barefoot through the second story window of a pleasant white building and woke a wrinkled old woman from her midday nap.“It’s me,” whispered the boy.“Safiki,” the old woman said as she stirred. “Where have you been?”The boy glanced out the window at the dusty city and the spires of the palace. He wouldn’t know where to begin, and he didn’t want to worry her. “All over,” he said, grateful that today she remembered who he was. Some days she greeted him as a total stranger.“You would tell your grandmother if you were in trouble, wouldn’t you?” She lifted her a trembling hand and touched his face. Her white eyes looked in his direction but he knew they couldn’t see a thing. “Have you bathed?”“Yes, Mamada,” he said. What he didn’t say was that it was four days ago and it was only because he had been hiding from the port warden. Surely, he thought, leaping from the deck of a ship and swimming under the pier with his pockets stuffed with plumyums counted as bathing. He had at least entertained a passing thought about his grandmother’s insistence on cleanliness after he had climbed out of the sea and spread out on the roof of the warden’s badaan, listening to the gullbirds and the shouts of the shipmates as they searched hopelessly for him among the many ships. The plumyums had been delicious. “That reminds me,” Safiki said, “I have something for you.” His grandmother grinned, revealing her single tooth and her wonderful rumple of tanned wrinkles made deep and soft after years of smiling. “I brought you this.” He removed a plumyum from one of the folds in his shirt and offered it to her with a bow of his head.“Safiki, my dear one, you are so kind to your mamada!” She took the fruit and smelled it rapturously. “These umamri only feed me soup,” she grumbled with a glance in the direction of the door. “What they don’t know is that I have the most fearsome tooth in all of Yorsha Doon.” She winked a blind eye at Safiki and reached into her mouth, wrenching the old yellow tooth to and fro a few times before removing it altogether with a crunch that made the boy wince even as he stifled a laugh. She wiped the false tooth on her sheets and held it up to Safiki as if he had never seen it before. The bottom end of the tooth had been ground to a point and its edge was sharpened like a blade. “Hah!” she crowed, then she clapped a hand over her mouth and lowered her voice to a whisper. “Your mamada could eat a flank of charred tahala rump if she wanted!”“Then next time I will hide a whole rump of tahala in my shirt.” Safiki laughed as he sat on the edge of the bed and watched her arthritic hands make deft work of the plumyum, slicing it into tiny pieces with the tooth and popping them into her mouth. “Will one be enough?”“Yes, my boy.” She sucked noisily on the fruity chunks. “Whatever you bring me is always enough.”
What was your favorite excerpt this week? Post it in the comments below! Then, pop over to the forum and hang out for awhile. There might be plumyums. :-)

Ban Rona Book Club: Wingfeather Tales

Hello dear readers,During my visit to Ban Rona last month, I wandered through the Great Library. Much has changed since my last visit, but there is still a signpost that reads Stories with Bittersweet Endings and True Stories (If You Dare), and just beyond that signpost is a cozy little meeting room where we spent many wonderful hours two years ago, reading through the Wingfeather Saga together.Well, I think it is about time that we give that room a dusting and start reading together again.Next week we'll begin reading through Wingfeather Tales.wingfeather-tales-cover-lightHow does this work? Each Monday I'll post what story (or partial story) I'll be reading during the week. If the story is short, we'll read all of it; if it's longer and there's a good cliffhanger in the middle, we'll split it up. The readings will be anywhere from 12 to 45 pages long. You're welcome to read along with me, or go at your own pace. Then, every Friday, I'll post my favorite snippet from the week's reading, and invite you to post your own in the comments. You can expect to find some lively discussion in the forum, too!Don't have a copy of Wingfeather Tales yet? You can buy it in paperback at the Rabbit Room, Amazon, or Barnes & Noble, or through your favorite bookstore.Grab a friend, a sibling, or a dog, and join us next Monday for the first reading!::vanishes::